Old Earl useta sit on his porch wearin’ his wife’s undies — the whole rig-out. Real fancy stuff too, bought from Paris, France.
‘I ain’t bein’ funny’, he’d say. ‘It just helps me remember her.’
Preacher went over there to have a word with him: ‘Maybe try to remember her with some clothes on’, he suggested.
‘Don’t think I’d recognise her,’ said Earl.