The visit

A regal Titulado
came riding into town
his entourage a legion,
plus a monkey and a clown.

Then my cell door opened
and the warden and his goons
started roughing up my bedclothes
interfering with my prunes.

‘Oh Titulado, sweetie,
whatever can this mean?
Have you come to search my bedclothes
for the Pearl of Elmerdene?’

’Shut your face, you thievin’ nark,
we know you’ve got it here,
my Playboy 1972,
the one with Germaine Greer.


 

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