Clumsy booby John Huffam is in the news again. The oafish blockhead was descried entering the Blue Dragon on Saturday evening, then furtively leaving the premises a full six hours later, accompanied by beautiful Estella Moncrief, eldest daughter of Lief Moncrief, the Laird of Ballintrae.

What went forward in the interim, we wonder?

Did SHE vouchsafe the tryst, or did HE purloin it?

Is she now compromised, or even — undone?

Whatever the case — never stoop to a boor, Estella!

— From “One Who Knows”.



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