1970s career advice

‘My moustache is my fortune,’
says heart-throb Dash De Lace
‘You too can be a superstar,
with fungus on your face.

Speak firmly to your barber,
and tell him that he’s fired,
then you’re on the road to stardom
and the magical ‘You’re hired!’.

You’ll be lining up for Oscars
and other accolades,
but only if you’re man enough
to ditch those razor blades.’

So all young men, just follow Dash,
and let your moustache grow
(and it’s a winner with the ladies,
cos it tickles down below.)


 

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