It helps

You don’t have to be a sailor
to tipple Morgan’s rum,
You don’t have to be a sailor,
but it helps.

You don’t have to be a banker
to triple Morgan’s sum,
You don’t have to be a banker,
but it helps.

You don’t have to be a boxer
to tackle Morgan’s Mum,
You don’t have to be a boxer,
but it helps.

You don’t have to be a saddo
to tickle Morgan’s bum,
You don’t have to be a saddo,
but it helps.

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