Let butter be your boyfriend

Let butter be your boyfriend,
and eschew the margarine.
They’re as different as the shrimp
and the hairy langoustine.

Go the extra mile for butter,
absorb the extra cost.
Margarine can only lead you
to a life of pained remorse.

Butter is an upright lad,
he goes to church on Sundays.
Margarine’s a heathen,
and he doesn’t wash his undies.


 

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