Tunnel vision

The warden came to see me,
to discuss my new campaign.
He sounded quite supportive,
and he asked for full details:

Champagne on arrival
and complimentary flowers,
free upgrades to the Marriott
and Lanson in the showers.

The all-new ‘Pamper Package’
for long-term guests like me:
free transfers to the airport,
plus your choice of cake for tea.

‘If you make your guests feel welcome,
then they will want to stay.
No more secret tunnels,
which are tiring anyway.’

The warden is a decent man,
he just lacks imaginado.
With my help he could turn this dump
into El Dorado.


 

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