I like to tickle tadpoles
when there’s nothing else to do.
It’s more chic than bézique
and it doesn’t cost a sou.
Though the art of tickling tadpoles
is relatively new,
it’s already got a Facebook page
and it’s on Twitter too.
So let’s all tickle tadpoles,
when we’ve nothing else to do.
Then just sit back and be amazed,
as the benefits accrue.