A version

The chaplain came to see me
about the book I wrote,
The Martyrdom of Judas,
or, Why I Fucked the Goat.

He said it’s ‘pornographic’,
‘a disgrace to all mankind’,
though I noticed that his copy
was heavily underlined.

‘It sickens me to read it’,
said the godly chaplain meek,
I said ‘Watch the movie version,
— in cinemas from next week.’


 

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