Basil came with Jasmine,
to Corey Ander’s party,
Saffron wore a miniskirt,
that screamed ‘I’m cheap & tarty’.
Rosemary drank straight vodkas,
started acting real pugnacious.
She picked a fight with Juniper,
who was also quite outrageous.
‘Oh dear’, said Corey Ander,
‘I must be more sagacious.
Gotta pick my friends with greater care:
— this is bordering on herbaceous.’