Extract

No Marmite in the  shops today,
the stocks have all run out.
This Brexit lark has gone too far,
the country’s up the spout.

Rise up, ye merry Marmiteers,
for now’s the time to act!
Let’s all march together
for the tangy yeast extract!

Let’s hear it for the chubby pot
that bears the noble Marmite.
Who can save my breakfast?
— I think a Third World War might.


 

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