The prize

I nominate the warden
for a Nobel prize:
His work has been outstanding
in the field of telling lies.

He said if I act ‘human’,
he might show some clemency.
I’ve been acting like a boy scout,
but I’m still in Cell Block C.

So the warden has it coming,
ten o’clock on Sunday night.
What was Nobel famous for?
Dynamite.


 

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