Twemlow drinks Bacardi
and those herbal infusions.
That’s the kinda guy we’re dealing with,
but draw your own conclusions.
He’s got this funny way of standing
when we’re having a drink.
I’m saying nothing,
but it does make you think.
I’ve got nothing against the guy,
but have you seen his ties?
He can wear what he wants, of course,
but believe me, ties don’t lie.
He leaves the house at seven sharp,
goes directly to the gym.
Not for me to say, of course,
but who would marry him?