Daily Muse

Re-load the page, Jacinta,
let’s see what comes up next.
The Breaking News is shocking
and leaves us all perplexed.

Rachel’s married Slugger Jones
but she really wanted Sam,
and Trixie’s told her mother
that she wants to be a man.

The doctor’s a transvestite
and his son is not his son:
He’s the daughter of the plumber
who used to be a nun.

Re-load again, Jacinta,
for all the latest news.
What would we ever talk about
without our daily Muse?


 

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