Following a tense standoff, Delmar the Cat has finally come down from the tree where he’d been holding out since Tuesday morning. Amid intense speculation, details of the negotiations, which lasted four hours, have not been released.
The drama began when a sharp-eyed motorist spotted Delmar and alerted police in Sunnidale, CA. ‘I spotted Delmar and alerted police’, said the sharp-eyed motorist, James Bristow, who did not wish to be named.
In a bizarre twist, Delmar’s Facebook page was hacked early Tuesday, and for a time displayed intimate photos of Captain Sparrow, Hillary Clinton, and Elmer Fudd. The page is now offline.
According to insiders, Delmar is now at an undisclosed location, lapping cream from a porcelain bowl. Photographs on Twitter (#lappingcat) were hastily removed.