The twain restrained

Leonora’s in the Card Room
at bezique with Marjorie.
Twemlow’s on the terrace
drinking green Tahitian tea.

So you see, bezique and tea
comprise their only sports.
How could anyone believe
those slanderous reports
that suggest some hanky-panky
twixt the twain?

In truth the twain have never twixt,
I know that for a fact.
Twemlow doesn’t have the balls
to instigate the act.

Likewise, Leonora
is not a scarlet tramp,
though she is the hottest beldam
who ever licked a stamp.



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