Parts

Twemlow’s head was found
by a schoolboy in a ditch.
They found his legs in Walsall,
though they can’t say which is which.

It’s really quite a mystery
how he’s all so far apart,
all the more so now his torso
has been found in Ballyclart.

So put your hands together
and applaud with all your heart.
Let’s hear it now for Twemlow,
a man of many parts.


 

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