Twemlow’s Spicy Sausage
is flying off the shelves.
Mutes have spoken in its praise,
they just can’t help themselves.
A blend of seven spices
and the finest badger meat
make Twemlow’s Spicy Sausage
the bestest you can eat.
There’s nothing wrong with Radner’s,
with a pint or two of ale,
but who dares to mention Radner’s,
when Twemlow’s are on sale?