Stay with me

The Daily Mail just phoned me,
and some guy from News at Ten,
all wanting an exclusive
about my singing hen.

‘No comment!’ was my stout reply,
‘I’ll have no truck with media.
You’ll only use my singing hen
as part of your commedia.’

I learned my lesson last time,
my life turned inside out
by the media’s exploitation
of my yodelling rainbow trout.

So stay with me, my little hen,
you don’t need wealth or fame.
Look what happened to the Beatles
— they’ve never been the same.



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