‘I’ll have a tankard of your ale’,
says Joey ‘Squeezebox’ Dalton.
’No you won’t’, says Barkeep Bill,
‘This bar is not for haltin’.
You play your squeezebox far too loud,
you mingle with a nasty crowd,
your face is like a field that’s ploughed,
your ass would make your face feel proud,
so shift yer butt, young Dalton.
This bar is not for haltin’.