Action plan

I’d be better off back inside. Three meals a day, warm bed every night, company. Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to eat.

The thing about jail is… you get used to it. Most people don’t understand that. Am I supposed to get used to living under the bridge, getting kicked by teenagers and fucked by everyone else? Perish the thought, old bean!

So… action plan: hammer, crowbar, balaclava (one likes to look the part), nip round to C Block and effect a seamless entry. The prodigal son returns! Big hug from the warden (‘My boy! you’ve come back!’), welcoming smiles from all and sundry, welcoming smell of bleach from the laundry. Home.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.