— Your wife’s a lovely woman, John,
we’re admiring her bozoooms:
Do they bounce along the carpet
when she hooovers the bedroooms?
— ‘Bounce’ is not the word I’d use,
from frequent observation.
It’s more a trawling action
that defies imagination.
— And does her ass sway to and fro
in contrapuntal motion?
Does it transmit wave-like signals
that can cross the briny ocean?
— Yes, Marconi would have loved her,
could have saved a lot of string,
by employing my old beldam
as an oscillating ring.
And so the beldam’s assets
are considered and admired,
the price she pays for booozoms,
and a biblical behind.