CSI

How can Hairy Gusset
afford to go to Spain
when he hasn’t worked
since Sam the Turk
was building Château Quain?

And what of Fluffy Gusset?
Who has seen her tawny hide?
Can we assume that Hairy,
in an act of debonairy,
has been re-united with his fluffy bride?

Both the Gussets now in Spain,
— well, that’s a fine hoo-hay!
Watch the ports and borders,
and wait for further orders
— we must grab the Gusset duo sans delay.


 

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