Travel advice

No one likes an astronaut
with not enough to do:
it creates a bad impression
and could jeopardise the crew.

Don’t keep gazing at the stars
or staring into space:
keep a dish-cloth handy
and tidy up the place.

Keep the portholes shining,
and polish all the knobs:
don’t let the Klingons think
that we’re a bunch of slobs.

Try to look presentable,
and keep your visor clean,
and when you meet a Martian,
don’t wear green.


 

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