Twemlow’s Secret

When winter nibbles at your nuts
and all around are frozen butts,
you must take preventive action
against the freezy faction,
and buy Twemlow’s Combination Vest & Drawers.

The vest is tried and tested
and the drawers cannot be bested
as defenders of your thermal status quo.
There’s no need to shake and shiver
when you cross that frozen river,
if you’re wearing Twemlow’s toasty Vest & Drawers.

So if you feel a chill,
when you’re hiking in the hills,
or kneumonia’s knocking knimbly at your door,
just take preventive action,
make a quick one-time transaction
and buy Twemlow’s Combination Vest & Drawers.

The vest alone could save your life,
the drawers will fail you never,
but buy the combination
and prepare to live forever.


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