Twemlow & I

While I beguiled the beldams
with my sultry southern charm,
Twemlow went to work
to disarm the alarm.

Agile as an alley cat,
he scaled the mezzanine,
while I regaled the beldams
with my Dapper Dan routine.

Twenty minutes later
we were flying to Peru,
diamonds in our pockets,
gilded gew-gaws for the crew.

So if you seek a life of ease
in old palatial style,
get yourself a Twemlow
and a wicked winning smile.


 

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