The trial

 

Are you now, or have you ever been, a willing participant in a series of depraved acts involving goats and frocks, contrary to natural law?

— Not to speak of, no.

Are you now, or have you ever been, involved in a seedy vice-ring operating out of the Bridgetower Hotel, known locally as ’Dolly’s Gusset’?

— Not as such.

Are you now, or have you ever been, deeply entrenched in the underground world of sado-masochistic porn?

— Not deeply.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a fan of Twemlow’s Cherry Mintoes?

— It’s my last one.

Bastard. I rest my case, M’Lud.


 

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