Breaking news in corn world

Delmar Deane, CORN FACTOR,
has opened a NEW STORE,
‘Now with TWICE the Volume’
that he had before.

It can’t be easy, factoring,
(I wouldn’t know where to start)
but Delmar knows the business
— it says so on his card.

Is it something like X-Factor,
with an emphasis on corn?
Should we say in terms of corn
a bright new star is born?

I’m sure that 80 Egmont Road
will be a great success,
once devotees of factoring
have got your new address.

So, Delmar — the best of luck to you,
though I still have no idea what you do.


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