Oh I love to twill your dillbees
and to tweek your bizzly moll,
though I sometimes get my fingers caught
in the squinzies of your knoll.
You think that you might shave it
or maybe just a trim?
The twilling would be thrilling
cos your dilbees are so slim.
— Oh you do love talking dirty,
my verbose paramour!
Ok, you crank up the lawnmower
and I’ll get on the floor.