Press here

I might try some sabre-rattling
among the superpowers;
just a bit of harmless fun
to pass the idle hours.

‘Donald — look behind you,
old Pooty’s got a gun!
Pooty, put your shirt on,
and march upon the Hun.

‘Eternal leader, Mr Kim,
why not launch a rocket,
somewhere in the ocean,
where the baddies cannot stop it?

Mrs May (if I may),
you look a little ruffled.
Have you tried a nuclear bomb,
a bull’s-eye on Brussels?

Let’s all get together,
put an end to this pretence:
just press the goddam button
cos I’m sick of CNN.



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