Election pledge

There are very few bananas
that can sing La Marseillaise,
and very few banditos
that can make a mayonnaise.

Why waste a good banana
and a horde of young banditos,
when they could be educated
‘stead of wandering the streetos?

So vote for me and you will see
a root-and-branch reform:
our bananas and banditos,
will face a bright new dawn.


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