Eggs & class

Egg sandwiches are in demand
among the working classes.
I’m a salmon man, myself
— not for me the eggy gases.

Eggs are just so common,
every yokel has a yolk,
but only Scottish salmon
satisfies the arty folk.

Who dares to speak of eggs
when salmon is on offer?
Only feckless working yobs
with nothing in their coffer.


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