They say that true love conquers all,
though I have my reservations.
And so would you if shared with you
my beldam’s consummations.
We’ve all seen horses in the act
and mostly wish we hadn’t.
Imagine that with layers of fat
and reams of thermal cladding.
Now tell me true love conquers all,
and doesn’t make you ill.
If my beldam doesn’t turn you off,
then nothing ever will.