Today, I’ll be spearheading change on a number of fronts:
In the field of socks, I’ll be foregrounding green at the expense of blue,
and in the nutrition stakes, I’ll be campaigning for burritos as a breakfast staple.
From 3pm onwards, I’ll be waving aloft the brightly-coloured flags of hope, rationality, and civility.
So look forward to a busy day ahead, and check on Twitter for regular updates.