Christmas giving

Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat. 

What a delightful jingle! Don’t you agree?

And in keeping with its theme of increase or gain, I’d be grateful if you’d augment the old man’s hat to the tune of a penny.

Feel free to correlate the ‘old man’s hat’ with the ‘goose’ in the jingle, specifically in terms of ‘getting fat’ (remember the theme of increase, gain, etc).

Of course, if you’re unable to comply with that request on a strictly quid pro quo basis, please be assured that a halfpenny would do, in lieu.

And if you haven’t got a halfpenny, f—k you.


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