Christmas is coming

Christmas is coming
like a Special Bus
for pilgrims to the shrine
of Saint Wayne the Inane
Saint Reese the Obese
Saint Matulent the Flatulent
and Saint Marty the Drunken Party.

Bring me back a souvenir:
an ounce of blessed solitude
to get me through next year.


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