Tourists welcome!

Imbibe the blissful eglantine
that doth bedeck the walls
of country cots and beauty spots
from Inse to Anascaul.

Then get back on your bus again
with other pleasure seekers,
who see the world through cameras
and smell of year-old sneakers.

Don’t feel you have to hurry
Oh no! The reverse!
But if you hang about too long
we’ll kick you in the erse.

Don’t feel that you’re not welcome
Oh no! Au contraire!
Just don’t annoy the locals
or you’ll fly home Coffin Air.