Ophelia

Phelia, you’re shaking my cart,
You’re breaking my coconuts daily.
Oh, Phelia, don’t stomp on my peas,
My legumes and beats are like loam!


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Dreamer

I wish I had a long, slim body and relatively short limbs with webbed paws. A strong muscular tail would be nice too. I’m working on a very soft, insulated underfur, which is protected by an outer layer of long guard hairs. Then all I will need is a ‘holt’ or ‘couch’ beside a river. I’m an aspiring otter.


Nutty

Hazel worked for peanuts at the Almond Institute in Brazil while writing her PhD on the works of Pistachio. She pines for a career in macadamia.


The deal

What’s the deal with D?

damp

dank

dark

dense

destitute

dim

dingy

dismal

doleful

dolorous

dowdy

drab

dreadful

dreary

duff

dull

dun

dusky

dusty

And that’s just the adjectives. Don’t get me started on the nouns:

death, debt, Donald Trump….


Square

There was young heir from Belair,

Who wore ribbons and bows in his hair.

Some called him a dandy

And some called him Mandy,

But the heir from Belair didn’t care.