Hazel worked for peanuts at the Almond Institute in Brazil while writing her PhD on the works of Pistachio. She pines for a career in macadamia.
What’s the deal with D?
And that’s just the adjectives. Don’t get me started on the nouns:
death, debt, Donald Trump….
on the ferrrry
My readers are few, or many,
My thoughts are ten a penny.
It’s quite a slog
To write a humorous blog,
Something to tickle my Jenny.
There was young heir from Belair,
Who wore ribbons and bows in his hair.
Some called him a dandy
And some called him Mandy,
But the heir from Belair didn’t care.
She dealt with floral emblems as a farmer deals with wheat: and in this vase she displayed her behind.
Billionaire tycoon Clayton Snuffett, aged 93, will marry 19-year-old socialite Trixie Tease at a lavish ceremony in Las Vegas later today. Insiders say the couple are ‘very much in love’. The honeymoon will be spent at Viagra Falls.