Nutty

Hazel worked for peanuts at the Almond Institute in Brazil while writing her PhD on the works of Pistachio. She pines for a career in macadamia.


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The deal

What’s the deal with D?

damp

dank

dark

dense

destitute

dim

dingy

dismal

doleful

dolorous

dowdy

drab

dreadful

dreary

duff

dull

dun

dusky

dusty

And that’s just the adjectives. Don’t get me started on the nouns:

death, debt, Donald Trump….


Square

There was young heir from Belair,

Who wore ribbons and bows in his hair.

Some called him a dandy

And some called him Mandy,

But the heir from Belair didn’t care.


Winter Love

Billionaire tycoon Clayton Snuffett, aged 93, will marry 19-year-old socialite Trixie Tease at a lavish ceremony in Las Vegas later today. Insiders say the couple are ‘very much in love’. The honeymoon will be spent at Viagra Falls.